Photo Credit: Lost in Austin
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The occasion: Entirely hypothetical. I don’t know Fabio and we've never shared a meal. However if we did it might look something like this:
- I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter spread lightly over an organic brown rice cake. Please do yourself a massive favor and watch these awesome commercials starring today's birthday boy.
- Whey Protein Shake from his company, Healthy Planet Nutrition
- One (1) fish oil capsule from Healthy Planet Vitamins, to keep his hair shiny and silky
- Big bowl of berries, the birthday boy's favorite dessert per one of several fan clubs
Several years ago I saw Fabio in person outside the Chicago Omni Hotel en route to his waiting limousine. He looked like nothing so much as an elegant, purebred afghan hound, with the long, glossy hair flowing well past his shoulders, and his beautiful, angular face. That sounds like an insult, comparing him to a dog, but it’s not meant to be. He was/is beautiful, which accounts for his successful multi-faceted career as a model in fashion as well as for romance novel cover art, soap opera actor, product spokesman for Old Spice and I Can’t Even, and now, at 57, a fitness and nutrition entrepreneur.
And now, just because there’s some wacky s#!@ to be found on the internet, please enjoy this absolutely insane Happy Birthday Fabio video. Hey, you’ve stuck with the post this far, might as well click it.
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